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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
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