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2017-06-17 14:26:06 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS. IT'S REVEILLE!"


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2017-06-18 19:13:31 UTC
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I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
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I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
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2017-06-18 21:11:24 UTC
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
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I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Oh, yes we do. We love to expose bullshitters like that. I've met three
people who claimed to be former Navy Seals. What are the odds? I
recently found out that one of them is currently doing twenty years of
hard time in an Iowa prison. The only thing that surprised me about
that, was that he ended up in Iowa.
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Oh, yes we do. We love to expose bullshitters like that. I've met three
people who claimed to be former Navy Seals. What are the odds? I
recently found out that one of them is currently doing twenty years of
hard time in an Iowa prison. The only thing that surprised me about
that, was that he ended up in Iowa.
Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Oh, yes we do. We love to expose bullshitters like that. I've met three
people who claimed to be former Navy Seals. What are the odds? I
recently found out that one of them is currently doing twenty years of
hard time in an Iowa prison. The only thing that surprised me about
that, was that he ended up in Iowa.
Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
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2017-06-18 23:00:00 UTC
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
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2017-06-19 00:46:05 UTC
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.

Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a war
hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we
called the VC back in 'nam.)
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a war
hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we
called the VC back in 'nam.)
So true, the only noted member of the military who was
directly responsible for greater enemy casualties and
who commanded greater respect before his untimely demise
in a car wreck was General Patton.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and
only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a
war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we
called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and
only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a
war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we
called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified,
and only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a
war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what
we called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
you aren't old enough , jack ass ,
you've never been in a fight in your life ,
but you have had the shit kicked out of you
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified,
and only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a
war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what
we called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
you aren't old enough , jack ass , you've never been in a fight in your
life , but you have had the shit kicked out of you
Other than that, prove I wasn't there.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified,
and only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man
is a war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie.
(That's what we called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
you aren't old enough , jack ass , you've never been in a fight in
your life , but you have had the shit kicked out of you
Other than that, prove I wasn't there.
you haven't got the balls , you'd cry en route
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified,
and only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man
is a war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's
what we called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
you aren't old enough , jack ass , you've never been in a fight in
your life , but you have had the shit kicked out of you
Other than that, prove I wasn't there.
you haven't got the balls , you'd cry en route
Other than that.
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that
suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly
classified, and only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man
is a war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie.
(That's what we called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
Prove I wasn't there.
you aren't old enough , jack ass , you've never been in a fight in
your life , but you have had the shit kicked out of you
Other than that, prove I wasn't there.
you haven't got the balls , you'd cry en route
Other than that.
there'd be no wombn in your life
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and
only available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a
war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we
called the VC back in 'nam.)
you're a fk'in insult to guys that really were there
You momma sucks cocks at the seashore, biatch!
LOL
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
But he's not fake. I was there with him, in the shit. The man is a war hero. You should have seen him take out Charlie. (That's what we called the VC back in 'nam.)
Them gooks drew First Blood, bitches!
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
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Oh! How Rude!
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I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
available on a need-to-know basis.
But, the Colonel outranks you, Specialist.
Give credit where credit is due. And, show
the required respect for your superior officers.
Now, get down and give me twenty, little feller.
Fake Kernels don't even outrank an E-1
Oh! How Rude!
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"Tells?" Then, do tell, little feller.
I never divulge my methods, Kernel. That's highly classified, and only
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That twern't me, Chekky.
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I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Oh, yes we do. We love to expose bullshitters like that. I've met three
people who claimed to be former Navy Seals. What are the odds? I
recently found out that one of them is currently doing twenty years of
hard time in an Iowa prison. The only thing that surprised me about
that, was that he ended up in Iowa.
Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
I can't prove it, but there are plenty of tells that suggest they are.
LOL
Youse two are funny. Plus his momma gimme good head.
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a shit on what you have to say. end of rant
You seem upset.. ranting Snohomo Jackie G...didya get yer poor
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You seem upset.. ranting Snohomo Jackie G...didya get yer poor
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LoLoLoL
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Attention all you nut cases on this thread why don't you move over to
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a shit on what you have to say. end of rant
You seem upset.. ranting Snohomo Jackie G...didya get yer poor
little feelings hurt over in that group? You prolly should
stick to being a fake Vietnam vet.
LoLoLoL
Faggot
Scathing comeback..butthurt Snohomo Jackie G..no really!

Stick to slurping little Eddie Burke..fake vet.

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You seem upset.. ranting Snohomo Jackie G...didya get yer poor
little feelings hurt over in that group? You prolly should
stick to being a fake Vietnam vet.
LoLoLoL
Faggot
Scathing comeback..butthurt Snohomo Jackie G..no really!
Stick to slurping little Eddie Burke..fake vet.
LoLoLoL
Yes, I think "faggot" purdy much sums up that Fagger Lee.
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Nope, son, on you momma who gimme good head. LOL.
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Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
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Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that
Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!! "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I
stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee". albatross, renee, and dink had better pay fucking attention because
what i just said goes for them in particular. they ain't seen the end of Emmett Gulley not by a fucking longshit. i'm prison
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are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that
Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!! "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I
stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee". albatross, renee, and dink had better pay fucking attention because
what i just said goes for them in particular. they ain't seen the end of Emmett Gulley not by a fucking longshit. i'm prison
hardened and i'm not taking it anymore.
Yippee! I can hardly wait until November. Emmett,
I see you've been taking advantage of the prison
library and have read *Moby Dick*. Attaboy!
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Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that
Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!! "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I
stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee". albatross, renee, and dink had better pay fucking attention because
what i just said goes for them in particular. they ain't seen the end of Emmett Gulley not by a fucking longshit. i'm prison
hardened and i'm not taking it anymore.
Yippee! I can hardly wait until November. Emmett,
I see you've been taking advantage of the prison
library and have read *Moby Dick*. Attaboy!
Indeed. :-)

Smackdown on Ms. Alby and the Dinkster!
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Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that
Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is
just one of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM
POSTING!!! "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I
stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
albatross, renee, and dink had better pay fucking attention because
what i just said goes for them in particular. they ain't seen the
end of Emmett Gulley not by a fucking longshit. i'm prison hardened
and i'm not taking it anymore.
Yippee! I can hardly wait until November. Emmett,
I see you've been taking advantage of the prison
library and have read *Moby Dick*. Attaboy!
Indeed. :-)
Smackdown on Ms. Alby and the Dinkster!
why don't you guys get it ,
emmett is not allowed to use the internet anymore
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Does anyone here have any doubt that Gerk and the Cornhole
are right and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that
Yours Truly doesn't run socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!! "To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I
stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee". albatross, renee, and dink had better pay fucking attention because
what i just said goes for them in particular. they ain't seen the end of Emmett Gulley not by a fucking longshit. i'm prison
hardened and i'm not taking it anymore.
Yippee! I can hardly wait until November. Emmett,
I see you've been taking advantage of the prison
library and have read *Moby Dick*. Attaboy!
Emmett's been getting some Moby Dicks in prison.

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and left socks of Crapstain Neal Warren?
Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that Yours Truly doesn't run
socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!!
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee;
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
Well, now we *know* you're a fake.

There's no way the real Emmett would be remotely capable of quoting
flawlessly from that timeless classic, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.
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socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!!
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee;
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
Well, now we *know* you're a fake.
There's no way the real Emmett would be remotely capable of quoting
flawlessly from that timeless classic, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.
Moby Dick, you dumb bitch!!!

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socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!!
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee;
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
Well, now we *know* you're a fake.
There's no way the real Emmett would be remotely capable of quoting
flawlessly from that timeless classic, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.
Moby Dick, you dumb bitch!!!
chow
Is that something you caught in prison, little feller?
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Yes, not only doubts but a firm belief that Yours Truly doesn't run
socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!!
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee;
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
Well, now we *know* you're a fake.
There's no way the real Emmett would be remotely capable of quoting
flawlessly from that timeless classic, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.
Moby Dick, you dumb bitch!!!
chow
Is that something you caught in prison, little feller?
ain't no mopy dicks at Taylor at least not the ones i've seen. there as hard as a rock.
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socks.
I know, some try to claim the person posting here as Emmett is just one
of your socks. I mean, how stupid is that, right?
your right friend, 110% right. NOFUCKINGBODY CAN STOP ME FROM POSTING!!!
"To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee;
For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee".
Well, now we *know* you're a fake.
There's no way the real Emmett would be remotely capable of quoting
flawlessly from that timeless classic, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan.
Moby Dick, you dumb bitch!!!
chow
Is that something you caught in prison, little feller?
ain't no mopy dicks at Taylor at least not the ones i've seen. there as hard as a rock.
LOL
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Since the whole nature of running socks is deception, who's going to
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Oh, yes we do. We love to expose bullshitters like that. I've met three
people who claimed to be former Navy Seals. What are the odds? I
recently found out that one of them is currently doing twenty years of
hard time in an Iowa prison. The only thing that surprised me about
that, was that he ended up in Iowa.
didn't know cons had 'hard time' anymore don't suppose either of yas
were in the same Army as me...you never heard of OCS??? I guarantee
officers got RIF'd into the Warrants and Warrants got RIF'd into the
Enlisted ranks and if the former position opened up again they could
regain the former rank if they weren't fuck ups. individuals could
retire at the highest rank obtained. my cousin bounced back and forth
between NCO and Warrant, made CW4 but was MSG when he retired but he
receives CW4 retirem3nt pay. he says 'pay me and I don't give a shit
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Makes me wanna snipe.
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I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Stolen valour, eh? I hear that real veterans love that.
Makes me wanna snipe.
Come on in, the water's fine.
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2017-06-18 23:00:49 UTC
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Makes me wanna snipe.
Come on in, the water's fine.
Fag-bois on parade...
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mince words in order to spare the sensibilities
of the thin-skinned and the ignorant."
--Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Skeet
2017-06-18 22:37:46 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Was his name Kernal?
Janithor
2017-06-18 22:43:55 UTC
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Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I always thought that too. I remember some old guy trying to BS me once
about how he used to be in the Sekrit Speshul Forces, and did shit that
was so sekrit he couldn't even tell me about it. He told me one story
about how a Lieutenant got in a bar fight, and they busted him down to a
Sergeant. I told him he must have been in a different Army than I was,
because commissioned officers don't get busted down to NCOs in the Army I
was in. That really pissed him off when his cover got pulled, and he
never talked to me again, which was a real blessing, because he used to
jack his jaw nonstop with all his bullshit stories.
Not like us bona fide war heroes, you, me, and the Colonel.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-06-19 13:37:52 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I didn't say I went to the boot camp, son.
Nice fallacy of logic again.
LOL
vallor
2017-06-19 16:41:37 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I didn't say I went to the boot camp, son.
Nice fallacy of logic again.
LOL
Attempt at backpedal noted, logged, _and_ recorded.

"Lul".
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Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-06-19 18:13:10 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I didn't say I went to the boot camp, son.
Nice fallacy of logic again.
LOL
Attempt at backpedal noted, logged, _and_ recorded.
"Lul".
Nine year old mentality reasoning, that's wot you gots, son.
Like I said before, I never said I went to boot camp, son.
Can't I ever say something without having "been there," nine year old?
vallor
2017-06-19 19:06:09 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I didn't say I went to the boot camp, son.
Nice fallacy of logic again.
LOL
Attempt at backpedal noted, logged, _and_ recorded.
"Lul".
Nine year old mentality reasoning, that's wot you gots, son.
Like I said before, I never said I went to boot camp, son.
Can't I ever say something without having "been there," nine year old?
Attempts at ad hominem logical fallacies _also_ duly noted, logged, and
recorded.

It's not like you haven't been caught fibbing before.
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2017-06-19 22:45:33 UTC
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"ALL RIGHTY, BOYS AND GIRLS... DROP YER COCKS AND GRAB YER SOCKS.
IT'S REVEILLE!"
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Notes from The Colonel's Bootcamp Time diary
I thought officers went to the academy, not boot camp.
I didn't say I went to the boot camp, son.
Nice fallacy of logic again.
LOL
You went to "Scared Straight" boot camp, but it didn't take.
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