Colonel Edmund J. Burke
2017-03-07 16:00:52 UTC
MISS RECKTUM WRITES: "Dear Abby: Guys don't like me once they see me. I
recently enrolled in an internet dating site, and have been
cyber-chatting with a very sweet gentleman. I am also 62 years young.
My problem is I’m borderline obese, have gray hair, a few wrinkles and
some dental problems. It’s the reason I don’t post photos of myself.
Someday, he may want to meet face-to-face, and I am more petrified than
Dear Fat & Ugly Recktum: You sound most disgusting. Just kill yourself
immediately and do the rest of us a marvelous favor.