Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
On Mon, 10 Jul 2017 07:35:44 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
Post by Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Just had the septic pumped for $450 where the guy said it was filled with
toilet paper, which is supposed to decompose on its own.
He said it was more than normal so I just want to ask about something that
I know is different but what about throwing the asswipe in the trash?
Er, Lionel...I'm glad you asked. In my many travels abroad, I have
discovered that only the ignorant spics throw toilet paper in the
trash. And this is cuz in many places the septic systems in Beanerland
are half-assed at best. I don't believe the nigs ever do this, but I
don't have any nigger friends (unless you count my Nubian Princesses
Serena and Michonne). But I digress.
I think the morale here is simply to be careful when you eat at Mexican
restaurants, taco stands, and the like. Sometimes the Mexican food
handler may not have washed his/her hands after wiping.
No me he lavado las manos, senor.
Coloner, Sir! May I include my thoughts in this
interesting conversation? Thank you, Sir.
Toilet paper is not very effective at removing
the fecal matter from around the anal opening.
Toilet paper is also expensive and constitutes
a waste of money and resources.
A better solution is a simple one. Warm soapy
water and a washcloth that can be used over and
over again and doesn't have any chance of clogging
a septic tank.
Any hawt tranny one just happens to be with will
sure appreciate the unusual, squeaky clean entry.
Thanks, Greg. That's a worthwhile addition to the facts about poop. If
I may, perhaps we might get lucky and hear what Dink or Assworm (butt
expurts) have to add to this conversation.
Add Hospital grade disinfectant to your toileting regiment.
Place the disinfectant within a hand-pump spray bottle which ought to be
located within proximity of the public toilet bowel.
This is for those occasions where loose sphincters such as the Kernel Don
Juan are given to extraneous discourse which strikes against the edge of
acceptability and spectrum of accountability.
They can then wipe the seat where they have such liberty of opinion without
passing the potential of serious diseases onto others--warm soapy water 💦
conveys an infantile approach to inter personal disease control.
Lastly I wouldn't want to bear my hot white arse in the same place the
Kernel does without pre-requisite use of Hospital grade disinfectant.
— *ODE* *TO* *TRUMP'S* *FANNY* —
“WHAT A *COZE*
IS THIS BIZ;
YANK MY HOSE;
FOR SOME JIZ;
I'M A GRUNT
SHE A TOAD.
DRY OLD ***@NT
TILL I LOAD.
SHE'S A NUN
WHAT A PUMPKIN
SO MUCH FUN
AT THE ***@MPKIN
HITS THE SPOT
JUST TO DUMP
T'IS MY FRUMP.”
— OO ROO TO OOHRAH —
“I AM THE APPLE 🍎 OF HIS EYE 👁.”
THINKING TO DO ME OVER 🎯?
YOU OUGHT NOT EVEN TRY.
SEMANTIC FIELDS IN CLOVER 🍀.
MOUTH WORDS LIKE PUSKIN.
BOW-WOW OR TA-TA PUTIN.
KOO WEE NOR TO TRY WOO.
ROSETTA STONE SO WRIT.
AS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.
SAY OTHERWISE SUCH TWIT.
THAT GOD LOVES EVEN ME.”
-- HOMO ERECTUS --
"SUCH LOAD OF WADDLE.
THE TRUTH JUST BEGS.
OVER DUCKING TWADDLE.
VENOM POSTURING DREGS.
WHAT CAN YOU SADDLE?
WITH ONLY FROGS 🐸 LEGS."
DOLF: "Just how much can a duck take?"
YOUTUBE: "The 1986'd - Me 2 Me - (Evil Kermit Meme Rap) (Official Video)"
-- ARSE BANDIT LIARS --
HOUSE OF NEEDLES?
PARK IT HERE.
SLICE AND STAB.
BUNCH OF WEASLES.
NO LAW TO FEAR."
-- VIRTUAL CONCEIT WALL --
"SARCASM AND WIT.
IS FAVOURED HUMOUR.
TO NARCISSISTIC DECEIT.
OF DISEASE AND TUMOUR.
YOUR MURDEROUS HEAT.
AND SEDITIOUS CLAMOUR
#5 / #6: Say NO to anonymous fascist propaganda every time.
The Charter of Human Rights and Responsibilities No. 43 of Act 2006 defines
a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING” and the question is, if it is permissible to
extend this definition to be a "PERSON MEANS A HUMAN BEING AS A CONSCIOUS
REALITY OF HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] WHO IS INSTANTIATED WITHIN THE TEMPORAL
REALITY AS THEN THE CAUSE FOR REASONING AND RATIONALITY."
That my mathematical theoretical noumenon defines the meta-descriptor
prototypes which are prerequisite to the BEING of HOMO[IOS] SAPIEN[T] as
After all the ENNEAD of THOTH and not the Roman Catholic Eucharist,
expresses an Anthropic Cosmological Principle which appears within its
geometric conception as being equivalent to the Pythagorean